Sandtrap Games
Episode 1
The Crew
(frak means the f word and crap is the s word.)
[Scene begins on halo 3 multiplayer map Sandtrap. An Elite and a SPARTAN are talking near the SLaser respawn. James, the SPARTAN, is b1tc#1ng about never getting to fly the Banshee on patrol.]
James: Tusa, I don’t get it. Sarge never lets me fly the Banshee on patrol, but you get to fly it all the time. Why?
Tusa: I’m guessing it’s because Sarge knows I’m the better pilot.
James: What?
Tusa: Well, remember your first day? [Go to flashback. James gets in Banshee, and crashes into the radio tower. He then smashes into many other things, until the Banshee is a tangled wreck. Tusa narrates the flashback] You flew right into the radio tower, and damaged it, then you crashed into a bunch of other stuff, leaving the Banshee a wreck, and you blamed it all on the Hippies. It took us three weeks to pound the banshee back into shape, and the radio tower still has trouble.
James: So?
Tusa: So? SO?! [Mumbles incoherently] I fraking hate you. [
Scene switches to near the rocket launcher respawn. Two SPARTANs are standing there. One of them, Jackson, is blue and white, the other one, Sarge, is orange and black. ]
Jackson: He is such a dumbass. Why do we gotta put up with that @$$#0l3?
Sarge: Because, every good team has someone to blame it on when crap goes wrong. He’s our crap-blamer.
Jackson: Can’t I just trick him into the mine field? I could make it look like he walked out there like a dumbass.
Sarge: No. If anyone gets to cause the deaths of our own soldiers, it’s gonna be me. I’ve earned it. I got Sergeants bars. And I don’t see any bars on your shoulder.
Jackson: Screw you.
Sarge: What was that?
Jackson: Screw you, sir.
Sarge: That’s better. Now, go get them slackers and tell them to help you with the radio. Quick, afore I make you teabag a live grenade.
Jackson: Sir, yes sir!
[Scene returns to Tusa and James, who are discussing the merits of human weapons versus covenant weapons.]
Tusa: Take the Plasma Pistol for example. It can drop shields in a single shot. The Magnum can’t do that.
James: Dude, every time one of you plasma weapons runs out, you gotta go find a new one. And they overheat, and they can’t get headshots.
Tusa: Not with all of them. The Needler-
James: The Needler sucks man. What kinda people put pink rocks in a gun?
Tusa: You can’t help the color; it’s the only kind of crystal that works like that.
James: Seems to me that you’re just gey. ”Oh, check out my big pink rocks!”
Tusa: Cockbite.
James: Alien a** rammer! Zing!
[Jackson walks up.] Jackson: Sound like you two are feeling s3xau11y inadequate.
James: $3xu-? What the hell? I’m a frikking supernova!
Jackson: No, you frak rocks. Geophile!
James: You said you would never tell anyone!
Jackson: Too bad.
Tusa: Geophile! Ha! Classic. So, Jackson, what’s up?
Jackson: Sarge wants us to try to fix the radio tower. And, by us, I mean me and Tusa. James, Sarge wants you to report to a live grenade for teabagging.
James: Frak that!
[Sarge walks up]
Sarge: What was that?
James: Frak that, sir.
Sarge: That’s better. Now go fix that radio dish. Command is sending us some supplies and a new recruit.
Jackson: Godamnt! Another rookie?!
Sarge: Yes. Hopefully one that isn’t as annoying as this one.
James: Hey, what the frak did I do?
Tusa: Shall I get the list?James: Frak you. [Fade to black. Everyone is laughing at James.]

so its in sandtrap and sarge trying to kill someone and james too but he soldier they trying to kill tusa?

Not really...
most of the "kill James" stuff is sarcastic.

Hilarious, we should definetly do this!

Thanks.

Lol,

I like it

I can talk, but I don't have to say anything! My mac will do it for me! LOL!

[stream]http://mp3space.com/download.php?id=32398[/stream]

lol thats HILARIOUS!!!!

So that makes you... a g*y robot.



THink about what I just said, and you will find a RvB reference.

Yeah...thats really funny...lol?