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Ok, its almost done but im going to tel you it might be a little g*y. I made from scratch with no ideas, it wasnt very easy lol
Now heres the g*y script
Why are you trying to activate the ring?
Jeff: Hey, why are they Covenant trying to activate the ring?
Cooper: Why don’t you go and ask them yourself…
Jeff: Well, im not fully trained to go out there yet, and neither are you.
ODST Trainer: Hey, quit talking and get back to work!
Jeff: Fine, but why is it the covenant are trying to activate the ring?
ODST Trainer: That’s Confidential! If you want to know, start training!
Later at lunch waiting in line at McHalos…
Jeff: So Bob, about that conversation we had earlier, do you know why they are trying to activate the ring?
Cooper: No, why do you care?
Jeff: Im curious because it is like we are at war for no reason…
Cooper: Ok, are you going to go order are food?
Jeff: Sure, what do you want to eat?
Cooper: Ill take some fries and a burger.
Jeff: Ok, ill be back in a minute.
In line
Cashier: Hello, welcome to McHalos, can I take your order?
Jeff: Um, ill take some large fries, two burgers, and a Coke please.
Person Behind Jeff: I now where you live…
Jeff: Um… ok… how do you know me…
Person behind Jeff: Im your uncle.
Jeff: Really?
Person behind Jeff: No, are you stupid? Now go get your food! Im hungry.
Back at the table with Bob
Cooper: So what took so long?
Jeff: Some guy was trying to make me think he was my uncle…
Cooper: Okay, strange. Did he say anything else?
Jeff: He said he knew where I live.
Cooper: Oh my god, not Steven. He said that to me last year and he really did know where I live. You don’t want to know what happened either.
Jeff: What happened?
Cooper: He raped me.
Jeff: Oh my god! Seriously? He’s g*y?!
Cooper: Nah, he didn’t rape me but he is g*y, he was looking at me while I was getting dressed.
Jeff: That’s nasty.
Cooper: Yah, well, I’ve gotten over it, but he still scares me.
Jeff: Well, we just met each other awhile back and we don’t know much about each other. So where were you born?
Cooper: I was born in a Cloning Facility. The one where John was born.
Jeff: Oh, so you’re a clone!
Cooper: No, I was literally born in there. My mom had me when she was at work.
Jeff: Ok, I was born on Earth. I don’t know where though.
Cooper: Ok, well, I got to go, I think your boyfriend is coming over here.
Steven: Heeey. What’s up Jeff?
Jeff: Nothing now leave me alone. I don’t feel comfortable around gays.
Steven: Oh, you’re g*y too! That’s great. We should meet here for dinner tonight. I heard Master Chief was coming.
Jeff: I’m not g*y! And I’m not coming to see Master Chief. Even if he is my idol…
Steven: Ok, your loss, I’ll just come alone.
Jeff: You know what, I’m not g*y and im not going out with you tonight but I’ll come.
Steven: Okay, fine by me. See you later!
Jeff: Bye.
Steven leaves
Jeff: Finally he is gone!
Master Chief walks in
Jeff: Oh my god!!! It’s MASTER CHIEF!!
MC: Yes, it is me. Master Chief. You want to go out there and fight with me?
Jeff: H*ll Yes! That would be awesome!!!!
MC: To bad, you haven’t completed your courses.
Jeff: But that’s not fair!
MC: Okay, you want to go out there with me and most likely die? You’ll need to become a sharpshooter; we are going to snipe out the covenant forces.
Jeff: That’s what I’ve been waiting for! Yes! I’ll come with you!
MC: Okay go get your sniper and meet me outside by the pelican. When you’re ready, we will leave.
Jeff: Okay, I’m going to go tell my friend Cooper first, he is going to be pissed, he has been here for like, 15 years!
Later when Jeff is talking to Cooper
Cooper: Hey, I’m going to go with you and see if he can take me too. I’ve been here way to long! It would be so unfair!
Jeff: That would be awesome if you could come! I could ask a Brute Chieftain why there trying to activate the halo!
Cooper: You’re kidding me right, your going to actually ask them?
Jeff: If I can get close enough without him attacking.
Cooper: Wow, your stupid. I can’t believe you would actually do that.
Jeff: What ever, we will wait and see. There is Master Chief, lets get going.
Later when Jeff and the Master Chief are by themselves against a Brute Chieftain
Brute Chieftain: (Grunts) Wart wart wart!
Jeff: So why are you guys trying to activate the ring?
Silence
Jeff: Oh god.
Screen goes black and you here a gravity hammer
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